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Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Bush's brillian plan for the environment

From the "I couldn't make this shit up if I tried" file:

Maybe they took this whole "smoke and mirrors" thing too seriously when considering environmental policy, but here is our back-up plan for global warming (according to UK's Guardian newspaper): Block the sun. Maybe you're like me and instantly thought about this:


"Since the beginning of time man has yearned to destroy the sun. I will do the next best thing...block it out!" - C. Montgomery Burns

No joke. They want scientists to come up with a way to block the sun using space dust and/or giant mirrors.

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