Bill O'Reilly can...

...well, he can eat the biggest, stinkiest, wettest piece of dog shit from a dog that has worms that crapped it out on raw chicken contaminated with salmonella.

Why the anger? Didn't we all already know that O'Reilly is a complete douche? Well, yeah. But he has really gone too far. I listen to his "Talking Points Memo" podcast on most mornings (it really gets the blood flowing) and pretty much every one blames the left - or the Secular Progressives (don't get me started on that bullshit nickname) for all of the problems of the world. However, this time he targeted me. No, he didn't mention me, but he did accuse public school teachers of "indoctrinating" their students to be SPs. He even read maybe one sentence from an e-mail that he supposedly got from a 15 year-old student.

At this point you may want your young children to stop reading.

Motherfucker, have you ever even set foot in a real classroom? Have you ever thought that only a completely brainwashed neo-con FoxNews watching 15 year-old would e-mail your splotchy ass? Most 15 year-olds are either playing Guitar Hero, trying to score some weed, or hanging out at some public place that will one day be replaced by a bar. Why don't you come up with some new fucking story to base your idiotic statement on other than the Boulder High School sex-ed assembly that you use twice a week? I know why. Because there are no other examples. Once again, you issue proclamations straight out of your ass that must be true only because you said them. News flash cocksucker: just because you say "fact" before something doesn't mean it actually is a fact. Example: "Fact: the sky is green" See?!? Ass-whore!?! The sky is generally blue unless you live in L.A. where its a brownish blue. In other words, until you actually present some sort of empirical evidence that even 1% of public school teachers are indoctrinating students I suggest you shut your jowly, wrinkled ass-face up - because only the mongloid rednecks that believe in your so-called culture war take your word as scripture. And those people already bought their ticket to hell. In short, choke on the fattest set of diseased rhino testicles and die.

Thanks for listening. Anger subsiding. Sorry about the language Mom. I learned it from Dad