Evil Twin of William Jennings Bryan Douchbag of the Day #2

I'm really excited by this new feature that I decided to start, although I am sure some may be offended by the name, but oh well. I like my first double-winners choice and have already tapped recipient #2. In the interest of equality I've picked a women and she's not even in politics. I'm going to wait until Monday to reveal the winner, but I want to design some kind of trophy or plaque before then. This, I hope, will be a good way for me to deal with my late-20s angst.