Stonewall Scottie

What do you think the worst job in the United States is? SNL's Norm MacDonald once said Assisstant Crack Whore. Many people have told me its teaching in LAUSD (not true - great job!). I once would have argued Defense Attorney for the Nazis at Nuremberg or the guy who clean up the viewing booths at porno shops (defined as a 'jizzmopper' in Kevin Smith's movie "Clerks."). Well, the new crap-job has to be Bush's Press Secretary. I mean, you never really know what to say. You have to give press conference's where any topic might come up.



This poor bastard is Scott McClellan, Bush's Press Sec. He has jumped right on board with the Administration's policy of denying the obvious and ignoring the tough question. Unfortunately for Scott, he does not get to have his audience hand-picked by the President's handlers. He has to deal with people with views on both sides.

In any case, one of my new favorite places on the web is the Carpetbagger Report, which has a series of posts showing just how crappy McClellan's job is. I really suggest that you check it out.